I said oh, I'm drowning in the night.

Jan 09

oysters-aint-for-me:

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Oct 29

viktor-sbor:

Timelapse of acorn growth into a small oak in six months

Oct 29

blessyouhawkeye:

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he’s the funniest person i know

Oct 29

aspaceinthecosmos:

ohhhh my god webb got an image of the pillars of creation and it’s absolutely STUNNING.

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here it is compared to hubbles image:

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Sep 04

libbyframe:

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Recent bouquet illustrations

Jul 23

wastxedyouths:

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Jul 23

gloomygirl29:

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Jul 23

arabellasrevenge:

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Jul 23

braingospinny:

your-void-senpai:

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I literally started feminizing hormone therapy without coming out to anyone as a social experiment to see who has the guts to call me out on it first

Jul 23

zombiiechild:

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homosexuals search history >:3

Jul 14

carebewear:

wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

Jul 11

the-waifu-police:

Jun 25

soberscientistlife:

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Jun 22

terrafey:

A line art drawing of two not-deer, each with six limbs and antlers all ended with human hands. The deer on the left looks directly at the viewer, and peeks out between the hands covering its face. The deer on the right looks to the left, its mouth open to reveal a wide mouth of human teeth. Text underneath the drawing reads "You have a feeling something has gone terribly wrong."ALT

hm yeah that sure is a deer, huh.

Jun 22

cartoonboy9201:

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It wouldn’t be pride month without these gems.

Deanna, 25 , Gemini. Taken. Lonely for You only. Starfucked. Pansexual.I have a lovely girlfriend named Ashley:)

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